鍵盤俠若籃網(wǎng)被橫掃氣氛像過年？2022年的格里芬KD歐文

【賽后貼】季后賽首輪G3，凱爾特人109-103戰(zhàn)勝籃網(wǎng)，大比分3-0領(lǐng)先。

雙方關(guān)鍵球員數(shù)據(jù)：

凱爾特人：塔圖姆39分5板6助攻6搶斷，杰倫-布朗23分4板5助攻2搶斷，斯瑪特14分3板6助攻2搶斷，泰斯9分6板2助攻，G-威廉姆斯7分5板，普理查德10分。

籃網(wǎng)：布魯斯-布朗26分8板3助攻2搶斷，杜蘭特16分8板8助攻1搶斷，歐文16分3板9助攻3搶斷，賽斯-庫里10分2助攻，米爾斯12分，克拉克斯頓13分7板，格里芬8分。

[–]WarriorsAlley-Oub 5276 points 2 hours ago

Bruce Brown can't win with these cats

勇士球迷：布魯斯-布朗帶著這些阿貓阿狗可沒法贏球。

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 2701 points 2 hours ago

I mean no disrespect, but Bruce Brown having more points than 2 of the most gifted scorers the game has ever seen in a PIVOTAL playoff game is completely unacceptable.

猛龍球迷：沒有不尊重的意思，但在這場極為關(guān)鍵的季后賽里，布朗比史上最具天賦的兩位得分手得分都要多，這說出去誰能接受啊。

上：塔圖姆 下：KD和歐文 圖來自美劇《月光騎士》

[–]KnicksGragasBodySlam 1370 points 2 hours ago

One of the greatest scorers of our lifetimes only attempting 11 shots and completely looking like a deer in headlights anytime he touched the ball is even more unacceptable

尼克斯球迷：我們這個時代最偉大的得分手之一只出手了11次，每當他持球時，看起來就像一只無頭蒼蠅，這說出去就更沒人信了。

[–]bosthrowyay 1045 points 2 hours ago

Dude had no space, ever. The Celtics' entire approach has been to say "Durant ain't gonna get shit, what can the rest of you do without him"...answer appears to be, not nearly enough.

波什球迷：KD一直沒有空間，凱爾特人全隊的策略就是“KD別想在比賽中予取予求，剩下的那些人沒了他能干啥”……結(jié)果有人站出來了，但不足以與綠軍抗衡。

[–]Celticstbonecs 620 points 2 hours ago

The celtics defensive gameplan straight up just lets Bruce Brown get what he wants and it works to perfection. They'll live with him being the leading scorer 1000% of the time.

凱爾特人球迷：我們的防守計劃就是讓布朗得到他想要的所有分數(shù)，而且這計劃執(zhí)行得很完美。這樣的比賽打一千場，他們還是能接受布朗擁有籃網(wǎng)隊內(nèi)的最高分。

[–]atlfirsttimer 272 points 2 hours ago

Most skilled duo of all time by the way

球迷：順帶提一嘴，這就是你們所說的史上最有技術(shù)的二人組。

[–][CLE] Evan Mobleybigcow31 208 points 2 hours ago

Not even the most skilled duo this series.

騎士球迷：在這輪系列賽里，他們都不是最有技術(shù)的二位。

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 3318 points 2 hours ago

KD and Kyrie are one loss away from getting swept by Kyrie's old team.

If the Celtics finish the job on Monday, this sub is going to collectively climax lol

獨行俠王治郅球迷：KD和歐文距離被后者老東家橫掃只差一場。

如果凱爾特人能在下周二完成任務，咱們論壇就要過年啦。

[–]LakersRulersBack 2497 points 3 hours ago

Simmons might get eliminated from the playoffs in back to back games too

湖人球迷：本西有可能在背靠背的季后賽比賽中被淘汰出局。

[–]Raptorsresipsaloquitor5 927 points 3 hours ago

That’s efficiency

猛龍球迷：這效率，沒誰了！

坐在替補席的本西看著就像這個玩意兒

[–]Celticsunexpectedreboots 286 points 3 hours ago

No shot Simmons plays Monday now.

I can already tell you his back is tightening up.

凱爾特人球迷：沒有籃的本西周二要打。

我現(xiàn)在就能告訴你們，他的背部已經(jīng)緊張了。

[–]RaptorsLionelRitchie76 445 points 3 hours ago

Tbh I want it to end in Boston just to see how ugly it gets lol

猛龍球迷：老實說，我其實挺想看凱爾特人回主場結(jié)束這輪系列賽的，我倒想想看看籃網(wǎng)最后會被羞辱得多么慘。

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatumjpaxlux 212 points 3 hours ago

Loudest "Kyrie Sucks" chants ever

凱爾特人球迷：將會聽到史上最噪的“歐文辣雞”！

[–]CelticsAdamb34n 2110 points 3 hours ago

We really just watched Blake Griffin, in 2022, get baited into a shootout in a legacy game for KD and Kyrie.

Incredible.

凱爾特人球迷：都2022年了，我們居然在一場需要KD和歐文證明自己的比賽里，看到格里芬大放異彩。

活久見！

[–]CelticsEquitaurus 1015 points 3 hours ago

He shot better than either of them lmao

凱爾特人球迷：格里芬的投籃比這兩位都要好，笑死我了。

[–]CelticsEquitaurus 592 points 4 hours ago

Blake Griffin had more 4th quarter points than KD and Kyrie combined

凱爾特人球迷：格林芬的末節(jié)得分比KD和歐文兩人加一起還多。

[–]CelticsBrusselSproutbr00k 446 points 3 hours ago

Man was trying to bring the game back himself. Got them back to within 5, they took him out and Celtics blew it open again

凱爾特人球迷：格里芬想要憑借一己之力將比賽打回懸念，在他被替換下場前，籃網(wǎng)追到只剩五分，后來綠軍又把優(yōu)勢擴大了。

納什戰(zhàn)術(shù)：讓歐文運22秒還是讓KD運22秒

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 639 points 3 hours ago

Speaking of KD and Kyrie, here's how they held up in the final quarter, compared to Tatum:

Tatum: 14 points

KD and Kyrie combined: 6 points

王治郅球迷：聊到KD和歐文，與塔圖姆相比，他們在最后一節(jié)的表現(xiàn)如下：

塔圖姆：14分

KD和歐文加一起：6分

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 1815 points 4 hours ago

Imagine being down 3-0 in the first round

猛龍球迷：想象一下他們在首輪就0-3落后。

[–]Sunsp0tatoman 1219 points 4 hours ago

I guess this is what Dragic meant by having "higher ambitions" than the Raptors

太陽球迷：我猜就這就是德拉季奇所謂的比猛龍有“更大的野心”。

[–]sidighjd 1584 points 4 hours ago

?KD did not show up at all today?

?Deferring like crazy when he needed to take over ?

球迷：KD今天完全就是隱身的表現(xiàn)。

需要他接管比賽的時候表現(xiàn)得猶猶豫豫。

[–]Everydayarmday24 161 points 4 hours ago

Did you forget kd when he kept passing to Russ in the playoffs

球迷：你忘記KD曾在季后賽里一直傳球給威少嗎？

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagoneloh1m 142 points 4 hours ago

KD has always been soft, he's cocky when he's surrounded by all-stars but when it's time for him to put the team on his back and will the W he disappears

騎士球迷：KD表現(xiàn)一直就軟，當他身邊全是全明星隊友時，他就是“死神來了”，當需要他來帶領(lǐng)球隊走向勝利時，他就成“包工杜”了。

[–]KnicksBBQCHICKENALERT 67 points 5 hours ago

Everyone who said Golden State was KD’s team needs to shut the fuck up now. It was and always has been Steph Curry’s team. And I don’t even like Steph but it’s facts

尼克斯球迷：那些說勇士之前是KD球隊的人現(xiàn)在可以閉嘴了。過去和現(xiàn)在一直都是庫里的球隊，我本人甚至不喜歡庫里，但這就是事實。

塔圖姆兒子：他們覺得他們能防住我爹地。

[–][BOS] Avery Bradleyjeffgreenfan 543 points 4 hours ago*

Tatum dominating the matchup

凱爾特人球迷：塔圖姆統(tǒng)治了這次對位。

[–]Proof124 514 points 4 hours ago

Tatum took 29 shots to Durant's 11 lol - He's shutting KD down on one end and popping off for nearly 40 on the other. This is legendary stuff from Tatum and Cs as a whole

球迷：塔圖姆出手29次，KD出手11次。他在防守端摁住了KD，然后進攻端幾乎砍下40分。這對塔圖姆個人和綠軍全隊來說是超神的表現(xiàn)。

[–]Magicmadelins 243 points 4 hours ago

He was afraid to shoot when Tatum was guarding him, I think he shot like maybe twice and one was a foul

球迷：當塔圖姆防他時，他都不敢出手了。我記得他大概只出手了兩次，有一次造了個犯規(guī)。

[–]Celticsbugeyes10 172 points 4 hours ago

Tatum isn’t waiting for KD to pass the torch. JT is taking it by force

凱爾特人球迷：塔圖姆并沒有等待KD交出火炬，而是強行把火炬接走。

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 133 points 4 hours ago

2016 KD in full affect

雷霆球迷：直接開啟“16KD”擺爛模式。

[–]NBAHellkin 884 points 4 hours ago

Dont worry Ben Simmons got this.

球迷：別擔心，本西能把這輪系列賽翻回來。

[–]Spursmikostands 487 points 4 hours ago

Breaking news: Ben Simmons's camp says he had a completely unexpected and massively disappointing setback in practice and will need another two weeks to assess his readiness to return.

馬刺球迷：突發(fā)消息：本西陣營表示他在訓練過程中遭遇了難以預料且令人大失所望的阻礙，還需要兩周時間來評估他是否準備好復出。

[–]SpursNotFrankSalazar 796 points 4 hours ago

I kept waiting for KD to “Turn it on” but it never happened. Dude was damn near a liability this game. I’d be fucking shocked if Simmons plays game 4.

馬刺球迷：我一直在等KD打開“死神”模式，但這一刻從未到來。他幾乎成為本場比賽的累贅，如果本西G4真的復出的話，我就跟他姓。

[–]Lakershairyasscheeks_ 782 points 4 hours ago

KD is playing like a glorified Andrew Wiggins what a pathetic performance

湖人球迷：KD的表現(xiàn)就像是在養(yǎng)身的枸杞哥，多么可悲的表現(xiàn)！

[–]Warriorsfuckyouidontneedone 104 points 4 hours ago

the disrespect to Wiggins

勇士球迷：維金斯被黑的最慘的一次。

[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 264 points 4 hours ago

Bruce Brown would look like the superstar of the Nets if you just started watching basketball. He plays his ass off

凱爾特人球迷：如果你才開始看球，你可能以為布魯斯-布朗是籃網(wǎng)隊的超巨，他在場上拼盡全力。

納什被聘為主教練后，歐文表示：“我并沒有看到我們有一位主教練。”

[–]HeatChris13Haughey 709 points 4 hours ago

Udoka is coaching rings around Nash. Celtics defense incredible once again. Tatum is really maturing into a bonafide superstar

熱火球迷：烏度卡上賽季還是納什的助理教練呢。綠軍今晚再次打出令人窒息的防守。塔圖姆越來越成熟了，他已成長為一名貨真價實的超巨。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownChairman_Zhao 691 points 4 hours ago

Analysts: This will be the one of the most competitive and exciting first round series of all time!

The series: Excuse me.

凱爾特人球迷：

分析師們：這將是史上最具競爭、最令人興奮的首輪系列賽之一。

本輪系列賽：再給你們一次重新發(fā)言的機會。

推特網(wǎng)友：這就是你們的主教練？

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